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lonbri-dondge: working on stuff. man this Zelda model is fucking annoying, i can’t manipulate it’s arms properly without it going full fucking spaghetti monster on me -.-’ UHM. “HER ARMS†NOT.. ITS ARMS…(im joking dont hit me)Ok for
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Just a hi & thanks to all my new followers & hit me up anytime! Dont forget to celebrate 4/20/12 comin up this month! Steve
if you thought i wasnt gonna draw porn after that episode, you dont know me well
lancesgun:dont miss me with that gay shit. hit me. kill me with that gay shit
texasbadpup: TEXASBADPUP…… WISHIN YA’LL A HARD MUCLED WEEKEND. MUSCLE DUDES DONT BE SHY HIT ME UP LOOKIN FOR OTHER HARD BODIES FOR FRIENDS OR MORE. LOCATED IN DEEP WEST TEXAS. STAY FOREVER GOLD, TYLER
red-paintedwrists: Please hit me with a car so i dont have to kill myself i am so fucking tired of everything
Somebody stop me from re-reading Absolute Boyfriend for like the 3234567809th time ok BECAUSE I WILL MAKE A MESS OUT OF MYSELF AND CRY AT THE END LIKE EVERY OTHER SINGLE TIME I READ IT.
ninfia: you wanna go???? you wanna fucking go????!? ok well the door is right there i dont like to fight please dont hit me
imalovelytragedy: lovelytrees: inbox: These cats are pure evil, especially #13. http://bit.ly/14PzpEZ the little shit deserves it and by shit i mean the kid. dont hit cats. Reblogging because of the post^My mom would beat me If I did that!
knitmeapony: Me: Huh, what are those bottles doing? Swinging? Are they going to hit or something? Ooho, that one was close… Person in background: *does the thing!* Me: WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AMAZE
que-jartura: sharplmages: *hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class *depression hitting me back* i dont give a fuck
varrlc: straight dude: im not homophobic im ok with gay guys as long as they dont hit on me *nervous laughter* lesbian: i dont want straight guys hitting on me straight dude: straight dude: WH,AT THE FU CK
varrlc: straight dude: im not homophobic im ok with gay guys as long as they dont hit on me *nervous laughter*lesbian: i dont want straight guys hitting on mestraight dude:straight dude: WH,AT THE FU CK
transcendentpussy: cuntology: An older Macklemore hit me up on Grindr. this is literally macklemore i dont care what anyone says
zlayaevreika: pinkmckinley: do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they
yahpapsx: Hit me if you tryna buy vids. Dont hmu if it aint business
stonedlikeshale: ฟ for my nsfw blog ฟ for one month snapchat ⛔⛔⛔ Hit me up if youd love to see more like this! Dont delete my text xo
You dont have to be socially awkward OR a misfit to relate to this. lol Im am neither of those and this hits me right in the fuckin’ feels.
now that i have mostly stopped traveling and have a consistent full-time job and my online stores - especially my etsy wetplatewares shop - has been getting more traction and sales, I am seeing my bank account grow slowly but surely and i’m getting
When it hits you that squad quite possibly actually does not care. Even when you try and tell them that you don’t feel like they care.
plantbased-princess: ana-sthetic: “Dont say you hate your fam-” No. “Omg you should love your fami-” No. “Be grateful they’re your famil-” No. If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated
kiefeon: 1chuey4: stonedlikeshale: ฟ for my nsfw blog ฟ for one month snapchat ⛔⛔⛔ Hit me up if youd love to see more like this! Dont delete my text xo Would absolutely love too!! Msg me. Uh, you message me. That’s what “hit me up
rapedollswanted:Stupid cunt, this isnt up to you, I said suck, so you suck. Dont make me hit you some more, the punishments only get worse.
thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and
This kid who was hitting on me a few days ago just posted about “crying and being disgusted” with certain kinks like….
donkscribbles: dont know why this episode hit me again so much later but heres the Sad Gays
cramp: dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot
all ya heard was “poppa dont hit me no more”
All she talkin bout is/Swear these days all you say is/All she hit me with is “Come and see me for once 2x YOU DONT EVER COME TO ME 2x
blackggggum: OW x MTMTE crossover please dont hit me
This blog hit 600 followers sometime today!! Hi to all my new followers!! c:
seathiefmog replied to your post: homosexualmanatee replied to your post: … dont hit them with ur dick. hit me with ur dick ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) That’s it I’m going to bed
s-purple: Here’s HD femclops close to her final variant.okey goin to bed now diesel dont hit me
chefpyro: me: *accidentally knocks out pokemon i wanted to catch with a critical hit* game: *plays happy victory music* me: dont mock me
overly-analogical: silly-aesthetic-me: thelogicalloganipus: all-da-fandoms: auto-responders: good parents dont hit their children. good parents dont touch their children inappropriately. good parents dont scream at their children. good parents
a-girl-obsessed-with-rock-bands: Hit me
when you dont hit me up...
methed-up-samurai-is-a-ghost: que-jartura: sharplmages: *hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class *depression hitting me back* i dont give a fuck *beats depression to death, performs CPR to revive it* (Laughs maniacally and spits
teenporno: if youre a cute boy dont hit me up (Reverse psychology)
jennstarkid: consulting-longshot: jennstarkid: falloutwookie: bandphan: ok so since im bored, everyone that reblogs this will get an anon from me it may be creepy and sexual or may not i havent decided yet hit me with your best shot why dont
que-jartura: sharplmages: *hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class *depression hitting me back* i dont give a fuck @all-mighty-powerful-poopie
I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. THIS IS CLEARLY STATED IN MY BIO BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERENT AWARE. PLEASE DONT HIT ON ME, SUBMIT NUDES TO ME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WAS BORN IN 1999. IM A CHILD. PLEASE.
I dont write fics but hit the diamond turning out to be a fucking baseball episode might inspire me to write the most ridicoulous steven universe episode.
reddstardust:Types of artists (but it’s all me)😔👌I hope you like these! Let me know if you want me to do a part 2 or something similar to this idk🚫DON’T REPOST MY ART WITHOUT PERMISSION/CREDIT🚫
jugoslavi:Dont hit me up when u finally realize that no one else cares about u the way i did
GROOVE WITH ME BABY
im not an avid OC maker, so when the rare inspiration hits me i doodle the character up with small characteristics in mind and im PUMPED for like a few days but then i forget the OC cause i dont develop them very well and they end up boring me aHAh its
I’ve been a horny, confused ball of restless today :(